Goofy Ridge Karaokee

Nov 18, 2009 by

Karaokee can be fun and entertaining…but in Goofy Ridge it’s all of the above, x10. 

Normally it’s actually something I refer to as “scary-okee” because it involves topless lesbians butchering Faith Hill’s top hits…at a bar that looks like a double-wide.  Don’t worry though, there’s a handicapped ramp….because if there’s anything Goofy Ridge is, it’s inclusive.  Unless you’re a minority.

This weekend, however, I heard versions of the classics that were so fantastic I had to share.
You are probably all familiar with the song “The Lion Sleeps Tonight, but I bet you did not know the lyrics are as follows (I certainly didn’t):
In the jungle, the mighty jungle
The lion sleeps tonight
My weiner’s wet, my weiner’s wet
My weiner’s wet, my weiner’s wet

Or perhaps you might remember The Monkees’ hit “I’m a Believer.”   Recognize these lines?
Then I saw her face, now I’m a believer
Not a trace, of doubt in my mind
I’m in love, Oh, I’m a believer!
I couldn’t eat her if I tried

I started wondering if Goofy Ridge had its own XM satellite radio station, what it might be called.  
Meth Metal Mania?
Horses, Hillbillies and Hank Williams Jr.?
Soul Survivor…of Kissin’ Cousins?

You just never know around here. 

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  1. Anonymous

    Ha ha..Last Chance in Alta & Peoria's Elbo room also bring interesting karaoke. I've heard "Lick me in my wet spot"(instead of hit me with your best shot and Grease's Summer lovin "jeans ripped at the seams"

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