Tales of a Ridge Rat

Mar 31, 2014 by

We interrupt your regularly scheduled craft programming to bring you yet another glorious tale of life in Goofy Ridge.

 

Planting season is gearing up, so this week we had a chemical company come down and start spreading fertilizer.  On their way from one field to the next, they noticed a lady pulled over on the side of the road.  It appeared she’d hit a raccoon.  They told Adam they were going to go check on her.

Adam told them to do another drive-by and scope it out before actually stopping because that raccoon had been dead on the side of the road for at least two days.

Imagine the fertilizer spreaders’ surprise when they drove by and saw this woman, with her BARE HANDS, holding the dead, bloated, rotting raccoon.  They proceeded to watch her cut the tail off with a knife, put it in her car and drive away.

 

Seriously…WHAT IS GOING ON AROUND HERE?!?!

1 Comment

  1. Katy

    ewww! It’s not even a full moon (but it was a new moon yesterday)

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